comady hand book - joke 1

"ok here we go...... phew.......come on i can do it. im a superstar super stars are not scared. they are not scared at all!!!!"

you see phill had a job. the hardest job (to him) ever.

"i can do it. i can do it. i can do it."
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2MINS LATER.
"what would you like with that sonny."

"choc sprincles and strawberry juce please"

"there you go."

he started to sweat.

"£1.00 please.......thanks.......bye"

HE WAS AN ICECREAM MAN

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!

INTRO...

Wow guys nice to see-ya
this blog is all about funny stuff.me and my helper are wrighting are comady hand book.
you might hear that name he's my right hand man,wich is strange because i'm left handed

anyway on with the funny stuff..........